Based Goddess

It’s my birthday and I’m here alone with my cat. Whoop de doo

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

(Source: sighvevo)

ayothewuisback:

Being Black means constantly wishing a nigga would.

ohbrae:

do you just ever lay next to the pussy after you’ve finished eating it?

like, you seriously got the itis from eating the pussy and you just lay on her thigh?